TRANSFORMERS!!

7-4-7


Isn't that the Boeing airplane that can seat 400 people?
The only plane with the swollen head?
What does it have to do with Transformers?
What does that number have to do with the title?

*thinks for a while*

Isn't that number synonymous with Uncle Sam's Birthday?
I mean, it is on the 4th of July..
Isn't it?

Well, right and wrong people!!!
It IS UNCLE SAM'S BIRTHDAY!
It IS the number to the Boeing 747 plane.

So you are right on those 2 accounts...
However, those are nothing when it comes to this!

747 is July 4th 2007, the day when Transformers reveal themselves to us!!!
The day the Earth quivers in fear when Megatron is released from his Earthly prison.
And it will be the day when Optimus Prime will ride in with his oh-so-gay flames on his body to save our asses from being handed on a silver platter to Megatron.
(Forget the flames part, oh wait..oh hell with it)

Yes people!!! Transformers are finally getting the respect they deserve by being made into a live-action movie!!!

YEAY!!

Props to ya!!
Directed by Michael Bay who previously helmed Armageddon, Pearl Harbour, The Island.
It is expected to be an explosive(literally) action film and basically just
GIANT F**KING ROBOTS COMING TO DESTROY US!!
Or protect us, whichever way you want to see, it doesn't matter.

Optimus Prime.
The leader of the Autobots.
The Protector of Humanity.
Friend to humans.
Loved and adored by many.
Feared and hated by few.

Megatron.
Leader of the Decepticons.
Manipulative and Destroyer of All.
Loved and adored by no one.
Hated and feared by many including his own soldiers.


The battle for Earth begins.

747

Remember this date.

For this will be the date that changes the face of the Hollywood Box Office.

Nothing will be the same.

Earth will be consumed by the Transformers.

DON'T fear it, embrace it.

Become one.