THE HUSBAND STORE! *LADIES ONLY*
This is hilarious! I got this from a friend! DAMN BLOODY GOOD! SERIOUSLY!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a
husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may
visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There
is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!"she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and
have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a
husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may
visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There
is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!"she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and
have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
posted by exiledbrother @ 2:11 AM
7 comments
7 Comments:
Thats cool.. Thats so cool... Hahahah...
Hey, men aren't easy ya know. *stares mutinously at a certain someone*. Oh well, I'd have stopped at romantic streak. But only because I know the 6th floor is for frustrated spinsters. Damn. This thing's actually TRUE.
ziniac - i wonder if they'll have these kinda stores for men!
ash - LOLz! SO, find yourself not much different from the women who visits the husband store, don't you?
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Hehehe... I hope not... Hehehe...
sigh. i guess. a wives store would be cute. meng kheng, invent one!
I will, gimme the cash to start the store and I will do it.
Oh and also if I can find women who are willing to degrade themselves to almost the same level as a prostitute. Can you just imagine how the feminist of the old times would turn in their coffins should this store open?
LOLz!
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