Sex for a 7-year-old

I decided to post this as it's hilarious! And sometimes, to save the trouble from not posting anything at all. I'll post something from my own opinion soon though. That I promise you, I just need to sort out my assignments and stuff like that. At the mean time, please, do enjoy what I've to offer. It's not much, but at least I only select the very best for my fellow readers! Enjoy!

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious.

He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was
and how it was done.

One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining
things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and
her boyfriend.

This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother.

"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he
started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking
funny.

He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the
way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble
finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting
and getting all out of breath.

His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt.

About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward
the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him
she felt really hot.

Finally, I found out what was making them so sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants
somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway
he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.

When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started
calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell
her about the ones down at the lake by our house!

Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it
with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the
eel's head to keep it from biting again.

Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top
of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight.

Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them.

After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough,
they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging
out.

Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He
started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and
started to fight again.

I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to
kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was
dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.

What's your Porn Star Name!!

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Your Porn Star Name Is...

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BLOCK!

I'm kinda having a block at the moment. I can't seem to write anything good nor worth reading these days. I suppose I'm running low on fuel at the moment. What with all the sudden influx of mid-term assignments coming up at the beginning of the semester. Sigh, anywayz, for those of you who do understand me, I dislike blogging about myself nor treating this blog as a diary. Therefore, please forgive me for this post because I've seriously got nothing to write about at this very moment. Suffice to say that WAYNE ROONEY ROCKS!!! LOLz! Sorry for the sudden change in topic, but I couldn't help it. WAYNE ROONEY ROCKS!!! Screw the gambling debts! He's the wonderboy! CHELSEA! WATCH YOUR TAILS FOR WE'RE SURE TO POUNCE ON YOU! HAHA! I think Jose "Special One" Mourinho is actually shivering at the sight of the league table. 7 points ahead and they have 5 more games to go. PLUS, they are not really on form at the moment. What with Man United bullying Arsenal even after they(Arsenal) bullied Juventus and Real Madrid. It just serves to say that Man United are much more superior compared to Juve, and Real! LOLz! YEAPS! You readers are right! I am BOASTING ABOUT MY MUCH LOVED DEVILS! Don't take the Man United more superior than Juve and Real too seriously though. We all know, as die-hard football fans things never work out that way. LOLz! BUT still I just have to spread and tell the world of the results of the recent Man United vs. Arsenal. In case most of you were just born yesterday or just got out of a timewarp or a cave with no access to the world whatsoever, MAN UNITED 2 - 0 ARSENAL. With Wayne Rooney scoring the first and setting up the second for Park Ji-Sung!

Who's your daddy!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

Yeaps, I suppose that's sufficient for now. Sorry for the Arse fans though. They musta thought they stood a chance in beating the Red Devils. :P
HAHA!

Till next time, my fellow readers/bloggers/K-R-Y-S-T-A-L S-A-N-T-A M-A-R-I-A(your perasanness)/friends/enemies/uncles/aunties/grandma/grandpa and whoever who's reading this blog.
I promise I'll update it more often and hopefully with more interesting read!