Blogging in the office at precisely 0517 hours.

Full Situation Report on Operation Last Extraction.

For eyes only.

Time : 0517 hours

Operation Last Extraction as of this moment is still ongoing. The 814th Spec Ops have successfully infiltrated the enemy base at precisely 1215 hours local time. 814th's status quo is yet unchanged from the time of their last hourly transmission. Security in the enemy's base has proved to be more difficult than intel provided.

However, 2nd Lt. Capt. Michelle "Codename:Weirdo" Cheong's specialty in hacking military systems has proved useful. With her Level 4 Hacking skills, the security system was easily bypassed and its signal was set on a loop to prevent the alarms from being raised.

The 814th have gained access to Mission Priority 1. At the very moment this report is typed, all the VALUABLE DATA stored in our notebooks are being transferred as we speak. Our next objective upon planting the VALUABLE DATA in the enemy's system would be to cripple the system through a worm that will spread to the entire system before it shuts down the base's mainframe. Whereby the base and its inhabitants would fully succumb to its total dependence of technology.

If Operation Last Extraction goes as planned, Mission Priority 2 will commence as soon as the enemy's base loses its power at the mainframe. With its main power down, the mainframe will be running in a reserve diesel-powered generator. Due to its limited fuel, the enemy will block all access to the mainframe from its own computers upon a power failure for fear of high-level hackers.The base's mainframe will run on its own without any connection to the outside world until the base is safely secured and the computers are up and running again. All the VALUABLE DATA uploaded to the enemy's mainframe before the power failure would then be automatically activated to search and attach itself to encrypted files stored in their database before it is extracted at the end of the search.

Upon completion of Mission Priority 2, 814th will rendezvous at the extraction point approximately 5 clicks north-east of drop-off point. Signal flare will draw too much attention therefore 814th have been outfitted with state-of-the-art homing devices called the H-442 Homing Beacon a.k.a. "Squawk Feather".


Mission Extraction Time : 0800 hours

Extraction Craft on Stand-by : Eagle One

In Service of Maurayshea,



Commander Meng "Codename:Emkay" Kheng Tan.
Head Division of 814th Spec Ops

TAGS!

a) YELLOW are the statements that are true to you.
b) GREEN the statements that you WISH are true.

Then, tag 5 people to do the same test...

1) I miss somebody right now.
2) I do not watch tv these days.
3) I wear glasses or contact lenses.
4) I love to play video games.
5) I have tried marijuana.
6) I have been in a threesome.
7) I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
8) I have changed mentally over the last year.
9) I curse.
10) I’m totally smart.
11) I’ve broken someone’s bones.
12) I’m paranoid sometimes.
13) I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
14) I need money right now.
15) I love sushi.
16) I talk really, really fast.
17) I have long hair.
18) I have lost money in Las Vegas.
19) I have at least one sibling.
20) I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
21) I couldn’t survive without Caller ID.
22) I like the way I look.
23) I am usually pessimistic.
24) I have a lot of mood swings.
25) I have a hidden talent.
26) I’m always hyper.
27) I have a lot of friends.
28) I have pecked someone of the same sex.
29) I enjoy talking on the phone.
30) I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
31) I love to shop.
32) Enjoy window shopping.
33) I would rather shop than eat.
34) I don’t hate anyone.
35) I’m a pretty good dancer.
36) I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
37) I have a cell phone.
38) I believe in God.
39) I am an adrenaline junkie.
40) I watch MTV on a daily basis.
41) I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
42) I’ve rejected someone before.
43) I want to have children in the future.
44) I have changed a diaper before.
45) I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
46) I’m not allergic to anything.
47) I have a lot to learn.
48) I’m shy around members of the opposite sex.
49) I have made a move on a friends significant other or crush in the past.
50) I have tried alcohol before.
51) I own the South Park movie.
52) I would die for my best friend.
53) I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
54) I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
55) I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
56) Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
57) I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
58) I am happy at this moment!
59) I’m obsessed with girls.
60) I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
61) I study for tests most of the time.
62) I am comfortable with who I am right now.
63) I have more than just my ears pierced.
64) I walk barefoot wherever I can.
65) I have jumped off a bridge.
66) I love sea turtles.
67) I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
68) Plan on achieving a major goal & dream.
69) I’m proficient in an musical instrument.
70) I hate office jobs.
71) I love sci-fi movies.
72) I think water rules.
73) I went college out of state.
74) I like sausages.
75) I love kisses.
76) I fall for the worst people
77) I adore bright colours.
78) I can’t live without black eyeliner.
79) I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
80) I usually like covers better than originals.
81) I can pick up things with my toes.
82) I can whistle.
83) I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snake’s slither.
84) I have ridden/owned a horse.
85) I still have every journal I’ve written in.
86) I can’t stick to a diet. But who needs diets?
87) I talk in my sleep.
88) I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
89) I have jazz in my blood.
90) Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time. Can't even lift myself up.
91) I wear a toe ring.
92) I can’t stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
93) I am a caffeine junkie.
94) I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
95) I have been to over 15 conventions. Maybe 1 or none.
96) I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
97) I’m an artist.
98) I only clean my room when necessary.
99) I like a person of the same sex.
100) I love being happy.


i tag: PHILEE, PREDEEP,LISAN.

Part 3 of an Epic Trilogy!

HARLO!

People!

The final part of the epic trilogy is finally here!

Now I'm quivering with anticipation for my long-deserved Oscar!

*And the Oscar goes to ...*

Nah...it doesn't matter...for now.

LOLz!

On with the photos anyway!

The cast and crew of Heroes Rejects having dinner on the 3rd day!
Needless to say, the seafood was good! Though food was scarce because...as you can see... all those who were on the table were NOT mid-life-crisis-suffering adults!
What you don't see in the photo is that we actually made a very loud announcement to the rest of the tables to come and give us leftovers from their tables.
In short...teenagers with raging stomachs...'nuff said.

THIS was after dinner where we went back to our hotel for our Fun Nite. You can basically see me running away to hide because the whole buncha youth sitting behind were shouting for my name to go up and sing a song! Knowing my oh-so-limitless abilities...I declined but at the nudging of the crowd..I relented...with one condition...the whole bunch who dragged me in to come and sing with me! MUAHAhAHA!
Oh, and to make things worse..they didn't call me by my name. They called me by my pet name...Frankie...and throughout the whole of that night and the day after...I was called Frankie by the adults as well...Sigh...

The youth took charge of the final praise and worship session led by Erica "Eden" Cheong. LOL!
It was good...got all the adults with creaking bones to now have casts wrapped around their limbs for joining us in our hyped-up session! WOOT!
Carys "Candice" Lim and Trina "Claire" Teoh as back-up singers.

The worship band who led the P&W session for the last day. Jessica "Jessica Sanders" Lim on the keyboard, Nicholas "Nikki Sanders" Au Yong on the electric guitar, Joshua "Peter Petrelli" Teoh on the bass guitar, Emily "Unnamed Hero" Mok on the lead guitar.

After P&W Session, we had our own small talk which basically puts us into different categories of personalities. After that, we were told to build a house using decks of cards.
I was in Sanguine...naturally...LOLz!
As a fellow Youth Advisor said..."It looks like a public house/HDB flats in Singapore" although we were clearly trying to go for a posh bungalow with a swimming pool on the rooftop and security guards. Meh!

Phlegmatic's house! Simple and practical!

Melancholic's house! Honestly, we're lost for words at this. It vaguely looks like a house! More of like a pathway of sorts with sweets on the roofs! LOL!
When we asked the Melancholics! They just said, "Aiya, dunno la! We just folded something and simply put it together wat!"
I'm still trying to figure out what it is till today.

Cholerics' house! Or rather...a Stonehenge of sorts! By far definitely the most creative of all! It is really attractive and a sight to behold! From a house's point of view though...I'd have to say it ain't the safest place to live in. HAHA! But a bloody nice design though!

Heroes Rejects!

MUKA BANGANG! Aiya...always say making stupid face or muka poyo and stuff like that is so old school. So now I come up with a new term! MUKA BANGANG!

The Sanguines poses for the camera!

Nicholas "Sylar" Ting, Erica "Eden" Cheong, Nicholas "Nikki Sanders" Au Yong.


WOOT!!!

THE trilogy is finally completed! YEAY!!!

Now let's hope the box-office receipts will be good!

I shall be eagerly awaiting for my Oscar to be Poslaju'ed to me!

Until next time, y'all!

Part 2 of an Epic Trilogy

Hear me people of the Earth!
Behold! The sequel to an Epic Trilogy!

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Sorry la...I'm not on as big a budget as Peter Jackson did for his LOTR trilogy la... I only get what.. RM 100 per week. How can part 2 be ready so fast?
Sigh, sometimes ar... parents can be very kiam siap wan...

LOLz!

Anywayz, getting back to the topic... TADA!!!!

PART 2!!!

Dua!

Yee!!

EER!

TWO!

and whatever...

Wait, for I've returned!
But what have I returned for?
I come to you, at the tide of the turn!
Oh wait, that ain't right...hor?

It's okay...so long as it rhymes!!
WOOT!

Beginning with...

The VERY NICE...

The KIND-HEARTED...

PERASAN-TED...

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Hiro Nakamura...ME!!!

Haha! Tau la...I'm so vain right? But actually ar..to tell you guys something..
I never snap this photo..SERIOUS! I think it was...Trina "Claire" Teoh? Erica "Eden" Cheong? Jessica "Jessica Sanders" Lim? Carysa "Candice" Lim?
Dunno la...it was one of the 'a's...
Heheh...look good leh?

Eh! Eh! No!!! I mean my pimples...looks good leh? Sorry lor..typo ma..

:D

Oh, btw... this was towards the end of the 2nd session (early in the morning of the 2nd day)...
As you can see, some of us got really bored and started doing things to our papers...
I just ate sweets all the way (WHAT?! FREE OKAY?!)
A lil' handiwork from Carys "Candice" Lim herself...
I'd have to say it's really nice...speaking of which...it looks like the whole Lim family( or their children la...Jessica "Jessica Sanders" Lim, Carys "Candice" Lim and Isaac "Isaac Mendez" Lim) can really draw! It was sad that I don't have Jessica's "Jessica Sanders" Lim artwork here at the moment but it was nice!!! Same with Isaac's "Isaac Mendez" Lim as well!
No wonder they're Heroes...
Aiya!! Three of you don't need to be in Lost already la...just go for Heroes cukup!!

Erica "Eden" Cheong being her usual self... CAMWHORE!!! Look into her eyes! Her power of persuasion will make you do things you never thought you do!
*Basically it's just Erica giving you the evil eye till you do as you're told*

3 main Heroes with the 4th hoggin for attention.
You see, the three of us (Meng "Hiro" Kheng, Trina "Claire" Teoh, Erica "Eden" Cheong) had better character development whereby we actually travel around in reality!
Isaac "Isaac Mendez" Lim can only depend on his canvas to travel around...in dreamland... therefore he was not happy at the fact that he always had to be cooped up in his own room with his own filth and paint.
Oh, a word of note...Isaac paints with his um...filth. I shall leave it to your imagination...

Trina "Claire" Teoh and Meng "Hiro" Kheng wants a better shot of them looking cute together.
The camera melted upon snapping this photo!
*'Twas actually Claire's mom who seem to love to play with fire that melted the camera*

This is how Trina "Claire" Teoh and Meng "Hiro" Kheng were thinking of killing Nicholas "Sylar" Ting. They make c-2-pit faces!!
Hoping against hope that he may somehow eat his own brain because of their c-2-pit-ity.

Yes, it is Meng "Hiro" Kheng and Carys "Candice" Lim camwhoring... just plain ol' camwhoring. Yes, we're burnt to crisp...that's what happens when you try to kill Nicholas "Sylar" Ting while under the sun.
It takes forever...because he is so blur that he doesn't know what you're trying to do till it hits him and then he says...

"WHAT!?

Hands...Idle hands... disrupting the picture again. Never fear! For the hands are just but an illusion that Carys "Candice" Lim created to fool your eyes! Fret not! For it only lasts...forever...

Note that the food was actually already half-eaten. It wasn't eaten by us...these are what we would like to call, leftovers by the rest of the tables who joined us for supper.
Such is the condition of production in Heroes that we're forced to eat leftovers to make way for Special FX to conjure up with cool stuff to watch on TV!
Such are the sacrifices the Heroes make!

We may eat leftovers but Erica "Eden" Cheong seems pretty happy.
Nicholas "Sylar" Ting though...seems...blur...
Does he even know that he's eating leftovers?
Oh wait...*correction*...he eats brains...

Adam "Nathan Petrelli" Ang and Meng "Hiro" Kheng flexes their muscles for the camera!
*CHEESE*

Carys "Candice" Lim and Trina "Claire" Teoh decides a little girl-on-girl action wouldn't hurt.
Sorry to disappoint you guys though, it takes place off-camera.
This is what happens after that...

WHAT?!?

OH YOU DIRTY !%#@&^!

GIRL-ON-GIRL IS GOSSIP!

Jessica "Jessica Sanders" Lim and Joshua "Peter Petrelli" Teoh. Jessica ignores the 30-year-old emo boy and has her own food whilst thinking of Micah...who was left behind in KL because of her desire to keep him from harm a.k.a. forgetfulness...

Teh Talik KULANG MANIS, BOS!
LU PIGI BIKIN ITU TEH LU JANGAN PIKIR I TAK TAU LU LUDAH KA?

Cameras are a man's best buddy. They take shots of your friends in their most idiotic state and this is what we call...PRICELESS!

Noted...cameras ARE a man's best friend. Look at how he's so willing to pose for the camera whilst trying to scrape whatever that's underneath his skin/foot.

It's Meng "Hiro" Kheng and Trina "Claire" Teoh again.
CAMWHORING IS OUR BEST WEAPON!!

Jessica "Jessica Sanders" Lim that we all know has turned her back on us! She now focuses on all her powers to change a TV channel. Such is the demands of the production that we have to resort to minial work to continue to support our own a**E!

*To Be Continued*

The Part 2 of the Epic Trilogy ends here...


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For now...